We were next level.
We reversed decrees.
We skewered the press.
We bejeweled the deer
then let them be pets.
Wherever we went,
we sexted shepherds.
We hedged the best bets.
We pretended well
when we felt regret.
Were there experts? Yes,
they were rejected.
Between TV screens,
we helter-skeltered.
We deleted scenes.
Were messes left? Yes.
We egged the temple
then yelled, “WE’VE BEEN EGGED!”
News crews descended.
“Let’s help me,” we begged.